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Interruptions of Inconvenience

Chapter Eleven

Qebehsenuef stared at His reflection in the office window impatiently waiting for His Jaffa to return with a progress report. He did so enjoy the body of this new host. Specific gender identity was not something that the Goa’uld as a species concerned themselves with, although many had a preference for either male or female hosts. He generally thought Himself as masculine, however over the years Qebehsenuef had alternated between both male and female bodies depending on which would work to His advantage. At the current time He was residing in a darkly exotic female, a not so subtle ploy to draw Ba’al’s attention. It was common knowledge that Ba’al preferred to be surrounded by beautiful people, whether they be the slaves who catered to His every whim, or the Goa’uld who He was forming a secret alliance with to destroy Anubis. If inhabiting a woman gained Him entrance to Ba’al’s inner circle then He had no objections. He wouldn’t even be adverse to sharing the Harakash’s bed if the opportunity arose. At the moment, though He was loath to admit it, He was low in the rankings and being Ba’al’s lover would raise His standing amongst the other Goa’uld. It would show that the second most powerful Goa’uld in the universe trusted Him above all others…

One of His Jaffa interrupted His daydreaming.

"My Lord, we have disrupted all out going and incoming communications to the base, and confirmed the security cameras are relaying false images." He didn’t need to add that they had also switched off the emergency klaxons. The absence of the incessant wailing was testimony enough to that.

"Good." Effectively being blind and deaf to the lower levels of the military base would delay any Tau’ri efforts to mount an offensive strike. It would be long enough that He and His men would be gone. "Were you able to tell if a distress signal had been sent prior to the disconnection?"

"I do not know, My Lord. The control box that housed the wires to be cut was not near the technology to monitor the calls. I could investigate the matter if you desire."

Qebehsenuef waved the offer away. "It is of no consequence. We shall not be here much longer."

His First Prime appeared in the doorway, bowing low. "My Lord, the Chaapa’ai is malfunctioning."

"In what manner?" Qebehsenuef twisted the office chair He was sitting in to face His Jaffa.

"The iris the Tau’ri installed keeps opening and closing though no commands have been issued through the computer."

The malfunctioning iris was cause for concern. He needed full control of the Stargate for when they left this world. It would take too long for one of His Jaffa to investigate and identify the problem. Even primitive technology took time to learn. He tapped a long fingernail against the armrest considering His options. "Find one of the Tau’ri technicians. Threaten him with the lives of his colleagues if he doesn’t find the reason for the malfunction."

The Jaffa nodded, then hesitated before adding a further problem. "The Chaapa’ai has disengaged ahead of schedule."

Qebehsenuef glanced at the archaic but accurate time device on the wall, barely masking the frown from marring His features. The thirty-eight minute window had not been reached. The Jaffa from His home planet had been ordered to maintain an open wormhole for as long as possible and then immediately dial back in, effectively blocking anyone else from unexpectedly coming through. "Dial Our home world and find out why they have disobeyed their God. And organize another battalion of Jaffa to come through to assist in the search."

"Yes, My Lord." The Jaffa bowed low then hurried from the room.

The Goa’uld watched the progress of His minions, or rather the lack there of, and tried to remain calm. This operation was not going according to plan. Qebehsenuef had no illusions of grandeur, had never deluded Himself into thinking that He would be able invade the Tau’ri stronghold for any great length of time. Far more powerful Goa’uld than He had tried and failed. He was here for a different reason. It was supposed to have been a quick strike. Get in, get what He wanted and leave before the Tau’ri had a chance to launch a defense. A reliable source had assured Him the object was in Doctor Jackson’s office. However His Jaffa had as yet been unable to find it. Leaving without it was not an option. Besides the fact that failure would ruin any chance He had of joining in alliance with Ba’al, this invasion had been precisely timed and another opportunity would not repeat itself.

"Start searching the other levels," He barked at His First Prime. "Every room, every drawer. The device must be found."

"At once, My Lord."

 

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10 MINUTES EARLIER…

 

SG-1 had formed a loose huddle.

"I believe that Lya wishes to assist us." Teal’c’s voice was low.

"The way of the Nox forbid her from helping us plan an attack," Daniel reminded.

"T’s right," Jack was watching the small alien woman out of the corner of his eye. "Look at her, she’s just itching to help us."

"Lya has helped us in the past," Sam added. "When Teal’c asked her to hide the ion canon on Tollana."

"But that didn’t violate the Nox creed of do no harm."

"We need to give her an out…" Annika mused. "Find a way to let her help without…er…"

"Helping?" Jack suggested.

She nodded and they all wracked their brains for a new loophole that wouldn’t offend the Nox’s sense of morality.

"Annika, Lya’s your tutor…" Daniel let the sentence hang.

The psychic grinned instantly catching on. She approached the woman who looked up at her with concern.

There was a war going on within the tiny alien, and her doe eyes were wary yet hopeful at what her cousin would ask of her.

"Lya, since we have a spare few minutes, I was wondering if you could give me a lesson on how you control inanimate objects when you can’t see them."

The Nox tilted her head. "As I recall you have already done this."

"Once," Annika confirmed. "But I was kinda unconscious at the time and I don’t remember.

Lya nodded. "Very well. We shall need something to practice on."

Annika pretended to consider her options. "How about the iris on our Stargate? It’s nice and big."

For a moment it looked like the gentle woman was going to refuse. They were asking the Nox to walk a fine line and no one would hold it against her if she decided that she couldn’t do it. "The iris is a suitable object to practice with. The mechanical nature of the device allows for easy manipulation."

There was a soft but collective releasing of breath from the SGC personnel listening in.

Lya began her instruction. "First you must picture the item in your mind’s eye."

"Like when I want to astral travel to someone?" Annika asked.

"Yes. Then you must create a number of separate weaves of air that will work together. Observe."

During their training sessions, the Nox had devised a way to make the flow of air visible to her student’s third eye. Annika watched intently as the life force of Lya spindled out, a different ‘string’ flowing from the fingers of one hand.

"Using the image in your mind, attach each thread equally around the object. It will give you greater control than just one point of contact. Using the natural movement of the object it’s just a matter of applying the right amount of pressure." Lya gave a slow turn of her wrist and the five tendrils spun…

…And in the SGC ‘gate room the iris slid shut with a metallic clang…

…She twisted her hand back and forth, showing Annika how the weaves worked together…

…With each turn of her slender hand, the iris opened and closed, totally baffling the Jaffa left to guard the Chaapa’ai.

"Of course," Lya continued. "For the safety of anyone attempting to travel through the wormhole, the Stargate should not be active while we are practicing." Her other hand wove another pattern, this one twisting into a complicated plait…

…And in the ‘gate room the event horizon disengaged.

"Oh, nuts!" Annika complained. "I missed that one. Can you do it again?"

From the far corner Jack whispered, "Didn’t Lya just openly help us by stopping the snakehead’s entry point?"

"No," Daniel whispered back. "To us it’s a point of attack. To Lya it’s stopping anyone walking through and being killed during the lesson."

"Oy," he muttered. "This double talk is giving me a headache."

The console gave a series of short beeps. "O’Neill, we are in orbit above the Alpha site coordinates."

"So, Thor," Jack waved a hand at the view screen. "What do you think of our home away from home?" They had come up with three ‘excuses’ for the Asgard to transport them to the Alpha site. One to share the news of Daniel and Annika’s wedding, the second to tell of Jack and Sam’s engagement and the third was adapted from Thor’s earlier suggestion, to show the Asgard their new off-world base after the last one had been decimated by the super soldier attack.

The Asgard studied the encampment below. "Albeit smaller, it is of a similar appearance to your previous Alpha site."

"The military don’t go for much in the way of variety."

"Are you ready to inform your colleagues of your friend’s nuptials?"

"Ready when you are, Thor," General Hammond confirmed.

"Thanks for the lift, buddy." Jack gave a lopsided grin.

Then the SGC personnel disappeared in a flash of light.

To say the Alpha site crew were shocked at the sudden appearance of their SGC colleagues in the middle of their camp was a bit of an understatement. The fact that each of them were dressed as a fictional character and not in standard military uniforms added to their bewilderment. Colonel Pierce, the site commander appeared from one of the main tents, with Major Green his 2IC on his heels.

"Welcome to the Alpha site, sir." He identified the general beneath his Texan hat.

Before Hammond could reply, Jack announced. "Daniel and Annika are married, Major Carter and I are engaged and the SGC is in the middle of a foothold situation." He then spoke in a loud whisper out of the corner of his mouth. "Key points covered?"

"Pretty much," Daniel confirmed.

The two men were subjected to a scowl from their CO, then Hammond briefed the site leader on what details they had about the invasion of the SGC.

"You want to launch an response from this end?" Pierce asked. "We have three teams ready to go, and the rest of us can be armed and ready in a few minutes."

"We’ll keep your men in reserve, Colonel." The general started leading the way to the elevator shaft that would take them to the ‘gate room below ground. This Alpha site, the third one they had created, was currently divided into two sections. Topside was the temporary living quarters, while the belly of a mountain was being reconstructed into a smaller version of the Cheyenne complex on Earth. "We have a plan worked out, but we’ll need use of whatever concealable weapons you have on hand."

"Don’t forget the music, sir," Sam reminded.

"Right," Hammond nodded. "Colonel, do you know if any of your men have a tape player amongst their personal possessions?"

"Or a CD player or iPod with speakers," the blonde major added.

"Um, I do, sir." Major Green was looking a bit perplexed at the request.

"Don’t suppose you’re a fan of Latin salsa are you, Major?" Annika asked. "If not, any loud, fast-paced songs will do."

"I’m not, but Doctor Harris is." He hurried off to get the requested item.

Pierce, SG-1 and Hammond took the first lift into the bowels of the complex.

"Don’t you want to change, sir?" Pierce asked tapping the button to close the doors.

"No, Colonel," the general shook his head. "We’re going in as is." He outlined the basics of their impromptu plan.

"Unconventional strategy," was the only comment the military man could make.

Major Green returned with the music just as the last of the SGC people were transported down. Handguns and zats’ were distributed and Colonel Pierce gave the order to dial up the Stargate.

Annika gave Daniel a fierce hug. "You are under strict orders to be careful. I do not want to end this night with a trip to the infirmary."

"And the nagging begins!" Jack quipped at his friend, tucking a nine mil into the cavernous space of his fishing waders.

"That goes for you too," Sam retorted to her fiancé, also giving him a tight embrace.

"We will," the dual automatic response from both made their colleagues grin.

"Hen pecked!" Ferretti called out.

The two men fought back embarrassed grins, kissed their respective partners and headed up the ramp.

"Let’s show this Goa’uld how to party." Jack adjusted his hold on his fishing rod and they stepped through the wormhole.

 

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"My Lord, the Chaapa’ai has engaged…"

Qebehsenuef was about to bestow a smattering of praise when He caught that hesitant look on His First Prime’s face. A look that had rarely crossed his features in a century of service but was becoming a permanent fixture since arriving on this planet. He was beginning to believe the whispers were true that the First World was jinxed against any Goa’uld plot.

"…It was not our home world with the expected reinforcements. Two Tau’ri arrived. We have cornered them in the ‘gate room."

The Goa’uld took note of the careful wording and His eyes flashed. "There are four Jaffa guarding the Chaapa’ai. Can your men not overpower two mere Tau’ri?"

By way of explanation he replied, "They match the descriptions of two members of SG-1."

Qebehsenuef gave him a sharp look, masking His surprise and concern. SG-1 were not supposed to be off-world. The information He had received had told of them and all the other key personnel being on Earth, away from the SGC. It had been a primary factor in determining the timing of this mission. "You sound unsure of their identity. Are they SG-1 or not?"

"They are not acting like the formidable opponents legend portrays them as"

"They are not legends," He snapped. "They are merely rebel slaves."

"Of course, My Lord," the Jaffa hastily backtracked. "They claim to be Doctor Jackson and Colonel O’Neill, however their demeanor suggests otherwise."

That was the second time His First Prime had referred to the Tau’ri’s behavior and he demanded an explanation. "Jankin."

"My Lord, they seem to have been infected by a strange malady that affects their motor functions and perception. They do not comprehend that the base has been invaded. Perhaps you should witness them for yourself," he suggested. "We have been unable to subdue them."

"Very well," Qebehsenuef strode into the corridor. "They are armed?"

"Not that we have been able to determine." The Jaffa tapped the button to open the lift door.

The Goa’uld refrained from the angry retort that jumped to His lips. Two unarmed slaves, even if they were part of the infernal SG-1, should not be a match for four of His warriors.

When the Goa’uld emerged from the elevator an odd sound greeted His ears. It was very loud, very inharmonic singing.

The warbling was broken off by a slurred male voice. "No, Jack, ya’ hafta’ make the ‘R’ roll off your tongue. Like this, ‘RrrRrrRrr’."

"Gotcha’." There was the sound of hands clapping together. "Okay, fellas, let’s try it again. And a one, and a two, and a…Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run…."

Qebehsenuef rounded the corner. The first thing He noticed, much to His displeasure, was that the Chaapa’ai was still active. His reinforcements would not be able to dial in until it shut down. His eyes swept the rest of the room. Two Jaffa were guarding the four Tau’ri soldiers being kept there to rein in unexpected visitors returning from off-world. The strategy was sound. Use the threat of killing the hostages to stop returning teams from opening fire when they realized their base had been overrun. He took note that the Earthmen wore expressions just as wary as the Jaffa as they beheld the actions of the new arrivals. The remaining Jaffa were pointing charged staffs at the two men swaying on the metal ramp leading from the Chaapa’ai. One was dressed in flowing robes cinched at the waist with a mantle covered in unfamiliar symbols. The other was wearing an odd pair of baggy pants that were both trousers and boots supported by two shoulder straps, a vest with brightly colored feathers and string, and a crooked cap with hooks piercing the floppy material. A rod with a fine transparent line threaded through tiny hoops was tucked beneath his arm.

Both men were currently waving a hand at the baffled Jaffa keeping time to the off-key melody tumbling from their mouths. Seemingly they were oblivious to the danger of their current situation.

"…Don’t give the farmer, his fun, fun, fun..."

The man, who did indeed appear to be Doctor Jackson, joined his voice with his comrade. "Come on, really put some oomph into it this time!" he exclaimed to the stoic Jaffa.

"…He’ll get by, without his rabbit pie…"

The leader of the Tau’ri’s primary team lifted a playful hand to his ear. "I can’t hear you!"

"…So run rabbit, run rabbit, RUN, RUN, RUN!"

"Seems they’re not in a singing mood, Jack," Doctor Jackson sighed, slightly put out.

"You tin cans are just no fun," the colonel groused.

The two men started up another verse, this time not trying to ‘conduct’ His warriors. Rather they were dancing circles around each other, weaving in and out between His Jaffa who were trying to keep their weapons trained on the errant pair. They tried to grab them, but the singing men dodged away from snatching hands.

His First Prime was correct. These members of SG-1 must have been infected by a virus. He’d heard of this particular team’s insolence towards the Gods, but this was not insolence. Insolence required recognition of circumstance. These men were acting more like children than the military team they were. They weren’t even attempting to disarm the Jaffa, their main concern appeared to be to not trip over their own feet. The rambunctious repetitive tune was grating on His nerves and he yelled for silence. "Kegalo!"

The two men skidded to a standstill and blinked innocently at Him.

"Well lookie here, we’ve got a ‘gate crasher…" The colonel nudged a Jaffa in the ribs. "Get it? ‘gate crasher!" He sniggered, "Aaahh, I crack me up."

"Fabulous costume, darh-ling!" The normally serious doctor clapped his hands together in juvenile delight. "Let me guess, you’re Cleopatra having a bad hair day?"

"Ya’ think?" The older man eyed the Goa’uld critically. "I dunno…looks more like Medusa to me. Hey, Sweetheart, who’re ya’ tryin’ to be?"

"Tal’mac Qebehsenuef." He tried to muster as much authority into His voice as He could.

"Never heard of her." O’Neill waved the rod clutched in his hand dismissively, forcing a Jaffa to duck.

"Ooooh, I have!" Jackson raised his hand in imitation of a pupil knowing the answer in class. "Son of Horus the elder."

"Son?" The colonel’s howl of laughter made the Goa’uld’s teeth grind. "Another cross-dresser. Must be related to Osiris."

"Yep," the anthropologist confirmed, starting to weave in and out of the Jaffa again. If the Goa’uld didn’t know better he would have said the man was skipping. "He’s Qeb’s uncle."

"Qeb?" O’Neill quirked an eyebrow.

"Qebehsenuef is such a mouthful," Jackson shrugged.

"Enough!" the Goa’uld barked switching to the Tau’ri language. He was attempting to exert control over the two men. "How did you get off-world?"

"By this magical device!" Jack gestured behind him at the Chaapa’ai, once again making a Jaffa swerve out of range of the rod.

"From which planet did you come from?" Qebehsenuef tried desperately to get a sensible answer from the babbling men.

Jackson threw his arms out wide and gave a mocking bow. "We are Earthlings. We come in peace."

"Do you not understand that I have taken control of this base? You are my prisoners!"

"Ya’ hear that, Danny? We’ve been caught again!" O’Neill held up a hand and Jackson slapped his palm against it on his next zigzag between Jaffa. "High Five!"

"How are you maintaining a stable wormhole?" Qebehsenuef demanded.

Jackson spun around to face the Goa’uld, though he ignored the question. "Oh, hey, we killed your step-mom or do you prefer great-grandma?"

"We did? Who she?" the colonel enquired, sidestepping another Jaffa attempt to grab a hold of him.

"Hathor."

"Ah," Jack raised a finger in realization. "Snuffed out your great-grandpa Ra, too!"

"And your Uncle Seth and Uncle Heru’ur…" Jackson counted off the dead Goa’uld on his fingers. "Or is that great uncles? You Goa’uld are sooo incestuous. Anyhoo, we’re working on destroying your half brother, Uncle Anubis."

Eyes flash yellow.

"Trippy contact lenses," O’Neill quipped. "Where’d you get them? Goa’ulds-R-Us?"

Qebehsenuef was not used to being mocked, nor had he been so out of control of a situation before. He normally relied on His ability to incite fear in those He had captured, but these men were not showing any sort of fear. In fact the Goa’uld was almost positive the men had no real idea of what was going on. He didn’t have time for this. He’d lock them up in the brig to keep them out of the way and continue on with His search. "Sha'lokma'kor!" He ordered His soldiers to seize them. "The prim’ta will protect you from contamination."

"Yes, My Lord," the Jaffa intoned at once.

"Wait!" O’Neill held up one hand while adjusting his hold on the rod in the other.

The Jaffa hesitated for a moment at the command.

"Looks like I caught me a fish!" he announced proudly. He yanked on the rod and began winding the reel. "See, told you I’d catch something one of these days!"

The event horizon rippled and the Goa’uld noticed for the first time that the transparent string threaded through the rod was in transit through the Stargate. Such a tiny piece of matter to keep the wormhole activated. A small white box emerged, tied to the line, and music filled the air. A mix of horn and percussion instruments echoed around the room with an underlying beat of drums.

…ba-ba, ba-ba, ba, BA…ba-ba, ba-ba, ba, BA…

The Jaffa swung their staffs towards the Chaapa’ai as a train of people started clomping through. They held on to each other’s waists creating a human chain. Feet bouncing in time to the music, with every fifth step ending with a side kick.

"…Conga, conga, con-GA!…Conga, conga, con-GA!…"

Qebehsenuef identified Major Carter dressed as some sort of fish, followed by General Hammond with a ridiculously tall, wide brimmed hat and fringed leather vest and trousers. He didn’t recognize the outfits as a mermaid, or cowboy, nor did He recognize any of the other characters that spilt through the wormhole like a surreal centipede, snaking its way around the ’gate room. A man dressed in female underclothes, a hunchback in a black suit, the new female of SG-1 in a similar outfit to Jackson, a man in a skintight blue bodysuit, with his underwear on the outside and red cape, a man… He did a double take, Yes, A man without a head. Then another male with a decapitated hand on his shoulder, and a couple of people who had the most severe case of jaundice the Goa’uld had ever seen; a person who appeared to be made up entirely of long hair with a tiny black hat. The bizarre line seemed never ending as person after person danced down the ramp. Colorful streamers were tossed through the air and the chanting was interrupted by toots of tiny horns and whistles. Like O’Neill and Jackson they seemed unaware of the situation they had returned home to. Were they all infected by this virus?

"…Conga, conga, con-GA…"

"Seize them all!" Qebehsenuef demanded of his Jaffa and then screeched at the reveling SGC personnel. "Kree’ta!"

They ignored the Goa’uld's order to stop, continuing on with their chain dance. With a solid wall of bouncing bodies blocking His view, He missed the two Jaffa guarding the Tau’ri soldiers get a high kick to the head from Darth Vadar and Frank N Furter. Knocked out, the bodies were caught by the soldiers, masking the sound of chain mail hitting the floor. Nor did He see four of the revelers break the chain behind His back and duck through the blast doors, heading for the control room.

"…Conga, conga, con-GA…" The head of the line had bounced its way alongside the Goa’uld and Qebehsenuef jumped when Hammond blew the horn of a party favor in His ear. The base CO gave any ear-piercing yell.

"YEEEEHAAAAAW!"

And the sound of two dozen safety switches being flicked off had the Jaffa freezing in their spots. The conga-line had effectively surrounded the Jaffa and Goa’uld. Weapons hidden within their costumes, were now pointing at the intruders.

"Sorry to put a dampener on your party, but we’d like our base back," O’Neill smirked.

Qebehsenuef simply glared at him. He’d been warned that the Tau’ri were inventive, and yet He still couldn’t believe that He had been so easily tricked. How had they organized such an outlandish counter attack in so short a time?

The loud speaker crackled and Brooklyn’s voice came through. "General, we’ve retaken the control room."

The base commander looked up to see the stocky man give him the thumbs up. Colonel Chekov was keeping his gun trained on the two Jaffa they’d overpowered and the tech sergeant, who’d been dragged from the brig to fix the computer malfunction, was gazing through the glass window with a mixture of relief and astonishment.

The Jaffa and Goa’uld in the ’gate room were being disarmed and plastic restraints were zipped around their wrists. Two teams spread out to double check that there were no more Jaffa on the floor.

"Am I really unfit or is it kinda hard to breathe in here?" Annika sucked in a deep breath. For a moment there she was worried she was having a relapse from the trading planet until she saw that some of the others were acting like they had run a marathon.

"The air does seem a bit thin," Sam agreed. She strode up to the control box in the corner that included a monitor for the life support in the room. "The CO2 levels are over fifty percent normal, sir. Explains why the men were so easy to overpower. They’d be sluggish from lack of oxygen."

"The primtas would have compensated for the atmospheric change," Teal’c added.

"Is it just this room or the whole base? And can you fix it, Major?" Hammond asked. If they were low on oxygen then the next stage of their plan would be compromised.

"Depends on how it was done, sir," Sam was already jogging to the control room to run a diagnostic. Siler followed close behind to help.

"Lock this lot up in one of the storage rooms until we retake the brig," the general gestured to SG-3 to remove the Jaffa and Qebehsenuef. "Major Ferretti, you and your men get to the armory and get us some more firepower."

The men moved out to do as ordered.

"Sir, the CO2 scrubbers were switched off and the air con unit reversed." Sam frowned through the view screen. "Looks like stale air has been pumping back into levels twelve and down for the last two hours."

"We’ve switched the scrubbers back on," Siler spoke into the PA microphone, "but it’ll take time to take effect."

"How long?"

The scientist grimaced. "A couple of hours, sir."

The CO didn’t need to say that was too long.

Sam had an idea. "Sir, if we shut down the air con, and reroute the ducting to concentrate on one level at a time, running at full capacity it’ll be a only a few minutes before that level will be within normal oxygen levels."

"Like a fire hose of air rather than a sprinkler?" Jack asked.

Sam nodded.

"Do it," Hammond ordered. They wouldn’t be able to take but one level at a time anyway. By the time they reclaimed level twenty-seven, level twenty-six should be re-oxygenized and so forth until they once again had full control of their base.

"General, the security cameras were also tampered with," the major exchanged a meaningful look with the CO, could see the concern from the implication that meant. "We should have eyes in halls by the time we’re ready to go."

Hammond nodded. He saw Jack rub a hand under his chin in thought, knew the colonel had also just had his suspicions confirmed.

"Danny, this is gonna be one helluva long night," Jack kept his voice low so only his best friend heard.

Daniel gave him a resigned smile, handing the colonel the earpiece radio he’d been carrying since before the party. "Well, it’s not like I was planning on getting any sleep tonight anyway." Given what was becoming more and more apparent with every twist of this foothold, he’d already surmised that no one would be leaving the base anytime soon even if their plan worked perfectly. Accepting a nine mil from Ferretti he couldn’t help but be a little pissed off. He should be making love to his new wife, not double checking a gun to take down a battalion of Jaffa. He tucked the pistol into his belt, preferring to use the zat’ he’d arrived with. Wondering if Annika had figured out their wedding night probably wasn’t going to take place for at least another twenty-four hours, if they were lucky, he gently caressed their bond. Her response was almost absent minded and he glanced over to see her staring at the storage room where the Goa’uld was being held, her brow puckered in thought. "Annika?"

"Something’s not right," she murmured. Since the Goa’uld had been led away she’d been overcome with a sense of urgency. At first she’d put it down to the entire foothold situation and then the air crisis but there was something else. Something specifically to do with the Goa’uld...no, the Jaffa… "Colonel Reynolds, open the door!" The psychic ran towards the temporary cell.

The leader of SG-3 was startled by the outburst and his gaze immediately sought out Hammond.

The general took one look at the redhead’s face and nodded his agreement.

With guns at the ready the colonel twisted the door handle and yanked it open. The sight that greeted them made them pause. Six of the Jaffa were lying almost heaped on top of each other, the constricting space of the room forcing their bodies into a macabre pile of chain mailed limbs still twitching in their death throes. Qebehsenuef equally as dead, was pinned upright between his warriors and the wall, the exotic face of his host twisted into a grotesque mask of pain. The First Prime was the only one left alive and his black eyes simply stared back at the SGC personnel. Without a word he lifted a hand bearing a single ring and pressed the insignia against his exposed neck.

"No!" Annika’s own hand lashed forward, the force of her will diving beneath the man’s skin in a vain attempt to stop the poison from entering his blood stream. She managed to stop some of it, pushing it back through the pin hole it had been injected through, but a fraction escaped her grasp and she could feel his agony as his muscles seized, saw his body convulse in a silent death.

There was a stunned silence around the room.

Teal’c who’d removed his Darth Vadar helmet looked like he’d been sucker punched. "He killed his God." The action was incomprehensible to the Jaffa. Though he had long ago stopped thinking of the Goa’uld as gods, he knew the mindset of the Jaffa who still lived under that delusion. A First Prime killing his Master was unheard of.

Annika sighed, releasing her mind’s grip. "Not his god, Teal’c. He was loyal to someone else." That much she had seen. She touched the dead body, hoping to get a clearer vision than the blurry image of flowing robes but came up blank. "Don’t know who," she added, answering the question before anyone could ask.

"Sir," Sam spoke from the stairwell of the control room. "Level twenty-seven is clear. No sign of Jaffa." The news wasn’t really a surprise. That level consisted only of Hammond’s office and the briefing room. The two Jaffa they’d seen from Thor’s ship would have had ample time to have conducted their search and move on, looking for the device that they had no chance of finding.

The general nodded. "Okay, people, let’s take our base back."

Ferretti and Jack had formed a small huddle with Reynolds and didn’t snap to attention with the others.

"Colonels, Major?"

Jack spun around. "Sir, since its safe to say that dead Qeb’s not gonna be giving up much information…"

Hammond tried very hard not to give in to an automatic eye roll. This was typical Jack behavior in a crisis.

"…Why don’t we put her to good use?"

"She’d be a good distraction, sir," Colonel Reynolds added.

"In what way?"

"Sir, have you ever seen the movie ‘Die Hard’?" Ferretti’s angelic expression looked positively evil beneath his white make up. He launched into an explanation.

Hammond immediately agreed. If it gave them an advantage over the Jaffa overrunning the base then he was all for it.

A couple of minutes later they were all set up and a quick sound check was done. There had been enough of the miniature radios in the armory for half of them to be wired for sound, ready to receive the Jaffa’s position from Sam. The major was to remain in the control room with Siler, Harriman and the Russian team. General Hammond waited by the elevator, ready to send the car up when the signal was given. SG-4 had taken position around the shaft, ready to capture any Jaffa who made it back down. The two sergeants were monitoring the oxygen stats of the levels above them and ensuring there were no more unexpected visitors arriving through the gate. The Russians were back up. Sam was to act as the eyes and ears of the teams while they were blind behind access hatches and walls. Plus she had one more task that would signal the start of the coordinated attack.

The military personnel separated into their assigned teams. Two squads of eight were soundlessly climbing their way up the two access shafts. Another two squads were taking the stairs that would bring them out at a side corridor near to the elevator. They had three points of entry evenly spaced across the whole level and if they could draw the Jaffa away from their posts for a few seconds, it would be enough time for their first line of defense to use them.

That’s where Sam and Qebehsenuef came in.

Sam scrolled down the screen of Major Green’s iPod while she waited for the teams to check in that they were in place. The PA system was already set up for a system wide announcement, the volume cranked up as loud as it would go. Her lips twitched when she came across one particular song. Well, who would have thought the major was a ‘Queen’ fan… Four teams checked in. "Okay, guys, it’s show time." She placed the iPod close to the microphone and flicked the switch.


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